Amy's hilarious 20th bday

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STAY IN THE BOX EVIL CLOWN:
Normally Amy is the perfect woman; a women should be obscene and not heard, but never trust the advocate to keep her appointments. Amy went off on a school sanction adventure to Wisconsin to parade her prize cows in a show. She claimed she would return on her birthday with gifts for us (novel huh) so I prepared to surprise her with a giant 8 foot clown in her dorm.

I called her on her birthday to see if she was on route, only to get a voice mail. It hurt, the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. Subsequently, Amy didn't come until a day later when she called us on the Volleyball court to come over after we were done playing.

OMIGOD you-had-to-be-there FUNNY:
The night knows what the afternoon never suspected. Warm hugs and greetings to Amy's mom began the reunion along with belated birthday congratulations, followed by a series of amusing you-had-to-be-there moments. I know you-had-to-be-there but I'm still going to try to delineate some of the events because I'm a jerk, and it was just so damn funny. Of course the conversations are just paraphrased.

Amy (to pChewy): Do you remember how you asked if they had trophies or ribbons at the cow show? I won a 4th place ribbon, can you believe that?
pChewy: (takes ribbon from Amy) Wow congrats. If only you were as talented as your cows.
Amy: Oh this is my mom.
pChewy: (After Amy's mom drops something, pChewy jokes) I see where you get it Amy!
Amy: So I couldn't find you any cheese pChewy. It doesn't exist.
pChewy: What?!! You were in Wisconsin. That's where the Packers are from. And you claim this cheese with holes in it doesn't exit, weak.

[We start talking about things Amy got for her birthday and then things on her desk.]
pChewy: (spinning Amy's ribbing around aimlessly, I comment toward a small item on her desk) What's that?
Amy: A thimble. I think I got it on vacation in Florida.
Amy's Mom: (pointing to Amy's "drinking" hat not knowing its significance): Where did you get that?
Amy: (starts mutters some excuse) umm...

[JUST THEN, the 4th place metal breaks off the ribbon I'm twirling and I catch it. Brooke noticed but I'm too ashamed to say anything so I start looking for something to fix it. Brooke can't help but begin giggling at my less then inconspicuous search. Amy thinks the laughter is because her mom is talking about the drinking hat and tries to cover up the devious purpose of the hat. Finally mom leaves.]

Amy: (to Brooke and pChewy) I can't believe you guys. I don't think it's that big deal about the drinking hat.
Brooke: (still laughing, points to pChewy) No, it was Pchewy.
pChewy: (by this time I ingeniously found a pin and fixed the ribbon but had to explain what happen): We weren't laughing about the hat; I broke your ribbon, but I fixed it, see.

Now if you didn’t laugh at that anecdote it’s okay because you-had-to-be-there; if you did, you need to stop living vicariously through me and get a life.

BIRTHDAY SHOT:
Amy brought back part of a bottle of Jose and could have drunk that for her birthday. For some reason I made her take a shot out of the thimble on her desk. Not just any shot, mind you, a shot of Scope which would be legal in the dorm unlike the alcohol. I guess I’m subconsciously a good Sumerian.

If you get a chance, check out the hilarious video of Amy being disgusted and finally running out of the room to spit it up the scope shot in the garbage can. It totally looks like Amy is taking some sort of wicked 3000 proof shot. Finally, to end the festivities we took the stuff around the room and Amy's presents to make some funny fashion moments, including me wearing her jacket and Amy sporting some major bling ear rings.

Oh well, happy birthday my dear advocate, and remember, all kewl people are born in October.
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