A sexy daughter who loved sending her boy toy sexy pictures wanted
to giver her dad something very special for father’s day so she asked her
loving boyfriend who was Indian if he had any ideas. He told her if she went deep into the
Following her hired shirpa guides, along with the 2 llamas and a duck she bartered for, the daughter finally made it atop the mountain only to find there was a line. One by one people would ask things of the priest and were asked the same question “Why do you deserve this?”
Each in turn tried to come up with noble reasons or sob story but each were denied. When it was the daughters turn she nervously asked, “I want an elixir of eternal health. I present you these 2 llamas and a duck as an offering to you and your Gods.”
The priest smiled and said “There is but one god, but he goes by many names, and thank you for the llama, llama duck. They are actually my daughter’s favorite animals. She will love them.” Finally he asked the girl, “but tell me, my lovely, why do you deserve the elixir of eternal health?”
She humbly replied, "Nobody deserves this over another
but I desire it for my father." The
priest smiled and was pleased with her honesty and handed her a small tube. “There is a common Hindu saying "Be
careful what you wish for" and so to avoid any ill results I have created
this simple incantation. Have your
father drink this potion and then simply count to three and the spell will be
cast giving your dad eternal health. If
he decides he no longer wants it, tell him to simply count to four.”
Elated, the daughter quickly went home and poured the elixir in her father’s morning coffee, and presented it with waffles for his annual father’s day breakfast. After he drank it she said eagerly said "One Two Three".
Curiously her father turned to her and said "What did you say one two three for[four]?”.
Suddenly they heard this strange noise echoing from outside. The father opened the door to find a baby llama, and he thanked his daughter for a most wonderful present.