From: Pchewy THE BAbbLER
Date: Jan 19, 2007 7:04 PM
hah bored, but i doubt anyone even reads these.

70 confession questions

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Future me, calling current me warning me of grave danger: Case’s cousin has teamed up with ninja monkeys and are conspiring to attack the very foundation of the world and steal all the ramen noodles in the world.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Once I was in a hurry, I didn’t. It’s a regret I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I like to listen to myself talk.

4. Do you take compliments well?
No so keep your hippie hugfest to yourself, jerk.

5. Do You Play Sudoku?
no

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Of course, unless I was surrounded by ninja monkeys.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Hellz yeah. Kamp Kownaniki in the hizay.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
uhh sonic the hedgehog on sega.. or mario party with min!

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you?
ehh, prolly not, that's kinda low.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
yeah as long as they learned to obey like the bible says.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I liked to be pursued by someone who makes me think I’m pursuing them.

14. Use three words to describe yourself?
mysterious, hilarious, and brave

15. Do any songs make you cry?
My elementary school’s fight song.

16. Are you continuing your education?
No, its time for you to get schooled!!

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Um it’s so easy a therapist can do it. Take off safety, point at cuddly tasty animal, and pull trigger. Repeat until full.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
The fire extinguisher.

19. How often do you read books?
Nipples and big words make me sleepy.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
think of the future, manifest your destiny

21. What is your favorite children's book?
uhh.. that would have to be the curious george where he eats the puzzle piece.

22.What color are your eyes?
Super dark magestic brown

23.
How tall are you?
I say 5'4" cuz 4 is my favorite number and I assume other tape measures that put me taller are lies

24. Where is your dream house located?
Across from bryn’s house cuz she’s kewler than toasted vegemite sandwiches.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Not to my recollection; people don’t like me.

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I’ll say paula’s birthday, though I’m sure I’ve been their since.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
To a beautiful woman’s heart and back.

32. Do you like mustard?
not as much as Heinz. Shoutout to the burgh!

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
I eat only for social reasons, but I’m a very social animal.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
uhhh.. the mailman

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
½ hour.

36. Can you do the splits?
haha funny.

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Blood diamond

39.
What did you do for New Year's?
Danced with a pig. See video on my myspace.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
NO, the original foreign version was better.

42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yup got the sliver but never really use the camera option.

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
nope, but she was a prefix like Harry Potter.

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
I HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME, THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP, JERK!

there's no 46?
I think sarah ate it.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
7

48.
Do you like care bears?
not as much as fearbears.

49. What do you buy at the movies?
mmm slushy

50. Do you know how to play poker?
of course not, let me deal…(mu-hahahaha)

51.Do you wear your seatbelt?
I wear other people’s seatbelts too.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
a frown, for I spent the day killing time while time slowly kills me. (hmm can someone send me a more happy song to listen to?)

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Superbowl champs baby

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
If it’s not fourth meal….(paid taco bell advertisement)

55. Is your tongue pierced?
i wish.

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
only when bored or sick like now

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Serious, funny people smell like road kill.

59. Ever been to
L.A.?
Think of going to
cali sometime this year.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
in some ice cream.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Only around my parents. One translates to You’re eating my husband’s brain; the other is sister-f-er instead of mother f-er? Interesting huh?

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I mostly have others give me songs.

63. Do you hate chocolate?
prefer when its mixed with peanutbutter, probally because its fatal to some of my friends.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
uhh me being a bitch haha.

65. Are you a gullible person?
I thought they took that word out of the dictionary

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
Jno, but she needs me  

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Socialite.

68. Are you easy to get along with?
yeah, it’s when you’re not along with me when you suffer.

69. What is your favorite time of day?
4:44am

70. What should you be doing right now?
clicking on the myspace ads. Cuz if I don’t it’s like stealing internet.