From: Pchewy THE BAbbLER
Date: Mar 1, 2007 10:44 PM

Broke laptop vs Vacation

I was saving 3k for a vacation but now my home laptop broke should I...
A-Do nothing, retire early, move west coast; the INTERNET is just a fad
B-Get same drab notebook-800, sell the autographed old one on ebay to a shutin name Roy or Rusty, vacation at friend's at Santa Cruz, buy metal detector, find lost treasure, bury treasure else, create intricrite map and destribute it
D-Spend half-1500-on a good laptop, put the rest in a bond to pay for Vegas wife -for application, contact me
F-Get a kewl laptop-1900-that connect to tvs, my consoles and also is a tv, rent a sherpa to hike Appalachian looking for Bigfoot, not the mythical sasquatch, but the ancestors of the race of 4.2s (fugly womanopods) that Anthony likes to make out with. As a good friend, I should destroy them

G-In honor of cat in the hat turning 50, get a Green laptop-2250-with a giant hard drive and made cheesy utube videos, 800 for beer to pay for actors on a mental vacation
I-Get a pimp gaming Green laptop-2600-with an insignia symbol from a company called Alienware, then get the same symbol tattoo-300-on my shoulder, and some performance enchasing drugs to look better with it-100
J-Hire someone-2900-who already is online all day to be my doppleganger, who can pretend to be me only calling me with the highlights, buy fake mustache and mustache comb-100 [yeah, i'd pay that much for a mustache comb!]
K-Buy frog-100, capture princess-2000, hire witch to curse princess soul in frog-900. Kiss frog. Oh crap, it didn't work. Maybe I'm not true of heart, or perhaps it's a lesbian princess? It's okay, I'm happy just having a talking frog

L-Lap dances, Lap dances, Lap dances
M-Buy a bag of dust and pray to Jesus, Alah and Buddah to transform it into a laptop
N-Buy a bag of dust and a singularity and dare evolution to not transform it into a laptop. -Evolutions is the devils work; so the secret to controlling it is reverse psychology
O-Build time machine-2900, invest in utube-100-use profit to buy laptop

Q-Give money to Charity -Oh wait, wasn't that L? Fine legally change my name to Black Olive
R-Buy a Mac-2000, and new clothes-1000-to represent my rage against the machine and possible gayness
S-Get girl with working laptop to move in-3000 for shiny things to entice her to stay
T-Click on pop-up, give Nigerian my bank account so they can send me 100,000 and a new laptop

U-Buy cats-3000, kill cats, sell dead cats to Chinese restaurant in exchange for free soup and use of their computer.
V-Buy some elementary books so I can learn how to list the alphabet, learn the color wheel and be as smart as a 5ht grader
X-Hire consultant-500-to tell me how to spend the 2500
Z-Give the money to the person who decoded the secret message-3000