From: Pchewy
THE BAbbLER
Date: May 17, 2007 10:53 PM
1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... was more memorable than my first.
2. I am listening to ...Baby Jesus, he says stop touching yourself or he’ll
cry.
3. I talk ... to Baby Jesus, and made him admit he was just kidding, he still
loves you. He loves everyone.
4. I love ... people who can’t imagine a heaven without me, (that’s how I’m
sneaking in)
5. My best friend ... married up
6. My car is ... parked somewhere I can’t remember. Hopefully it’ll get stolen
by carnies who will send me postcards of their adventure.
7. My love life .......is better than yours, damn right, it’s better than
yours, I can teach you but I’l have to charge…
8. I hate it when people ask ....... It’s a toss up between when they ask, “Can
I ask you a question?”, before asking said question OR when they ask “Do you
want cheesypoofs?” –Hell yeah I want cheesypoofs!, unless you have
super-cheesypoofs, what? They haven’t invented that? That’s it I’m moving to
9. Love is .......... a feeling you get when you’re with someone and it feels
like home and you want to kill anyone who tries to invade that home, unless
it’s another chick cuz that might be hott, wait what was the question?
10. Marriage is ......... what two people do when they’re gay for each other
and they want a shinny piece of paper and the government to know.
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking .......... Why can’t I transform and roll
out?
12. I'm always ... ..... right! (assuming you allow for loop holes)
13. I have a secret crush on ........... Solade obrian
14. ??? -- Dan Taylor is a son of a bitch.
15. ??? – I say that because I assume Dan Taylor is why these two questions are
gone.
16. When I wake up in the morning ........ I’m surprised the gremlin in the
closet hasn’t smothered me with a pillow
17. Before I go to bed I ... I put some jypsee tears by the door for safety
reasons.
18. Right now I am thinking about....... Borat, thus the quote above.
19. Babies are ... boring until you can race em. Have you have had a crawl race
between twins, no hold bars….then you’ll see real quick which one is the evil
one.
20. I get on myspace ... mostly to chat with trouble
21. Today I ... get a water gun, an alibi, and your home address (…I miss
assassin for those who remember that game)
22. Tonight I will ... see if Anthony ends up with a 4.2
23. Tomorrow I will ... share pictures of Anthony with a 4.2, even if I have to
doctor them.
24. I really want to ... make you laugh, hope it happened. And if it did, send
me a dollar, but pin a picture of your face over
25. Someone that will most likely repost this ... Rockafella, because now that
I said it it’s PEER PRESSURE!
What do I want?... something money, power, fame, a long message, undying love,
a tastey treat, and a surprise....not necessarily in that order…from a cat