Here's another one of those questionaire thingies, except this one

had different questions and stuff. It's freakin long, so do it

watchin a moive like i did

1. If you had to live on a tropical island for the rest of your

life and could only take one person with you, in whose company would

you spend the rest of your days with?

Well now that stephanie is taken, i guess i'll go with the sexiest

girl i know, old what's-her-name, but then i realize i'm stuck on

this island with this angel who just has to smile playfully and i'd

do anything for her, so she'd be like ~i'm hot~ and i'd make her a

fan out of palm trees, but that won't be enough because now she'd be

hungry; of course, she'd offer to hunt but i'll be stupid macho man

and say "me man, me go get food cuz it always takes you too long to

decide" and then i'd wrestle a whale and kill it by the skin of my

teeth. Then i'd have to gut it and prepare it, and this would go on

for eternity because i'd be too lovelorn to know better. Now that

would curtail too much work for me so i'll just have to go with

Drew Carry cuz he's funny and if we run out of food he's fat and i

could eat him. (the end)

2. If you had to lose one of your five senses, what would it be?

I would definately get rid of sence number three.

3. If you had to describe your idea of the perfect significant

other what would it be?

Playfully evil, self-confident, stupid enough to think i'm funny,

with a bladder that allows her to go the whole evening without

peeing. Oh if only god made such a woman!!

4. If you could accomplish only one thing for the rest of your

life, what would it be?

Become ruler of the moon of course.

5. If you could have anyones eyes in the world, whose would you

want?

Heather's eyes are really cool and green!!

6. If you could rename some of your friends what would you name

them?

Mike Zajac -- Zajac Fournier (cuz i can never remember his

first name and that way him and steph would look like insest)

Lindsey -- Worms

Kapil K.- PefumeEater

Andrew Coffron -- THE Beast (i don't know why but it sounds fitting)

Chriss McWiggan -- Seamun (just cuz we know it irritates you)

Brian Lantzy -- Cryin Brian (so my garbage pail kids will seem more

realistic)

Salitha -- SpitUp (cuz i've know her since she was a baby and she

sucks at spit)

Kim H. -- wallkabitynobacky (translated Woman who

never pays her bet back)

Karen --Sharen (some of that cheesecake!!)

Minka - Sinka

Manasi G., Susan J., Cindy W..,-- PrettyWoman (so i wouldn't have to

keep telling them it'd be in the name)

Tara, Farrah, Kara, (but not sarah) -- Tara Fick (cuz you're all

terrific)

Sarah (ALL OF THEM) -- Sarahi (the world sarah means princess but it

was dirived from Sarahi which means troublesome....i think sarahi it's

more fitting [p.s. i'm spelling sarahi wrong])

Matt CaseBeer, Matt Vandervort, Matt Shelak, Matt Stout, Matt

Terance, Matt Le(a couple of other letters), Matt Reklau,

mat....---will now be known as 1 2 3 4 5 ....

Joe (ALL OF YOU) -- Tony (cuz i like that name better)

Julie - Ju-LiE (i like that name, but it needs some more panash)

7. If you could eliminate forevermore one cause of death on earth,

what would it be?

Bordom, so i'd never have to hear my friends bitch how their bored to

death

8. If you could be granted one wish, what would it be?

a fabric softer than cashmere i could put on my walls and clothes

and girls and pet forever

9. If you could forever cancel a single thing you do everyday, what

would it be?

shave but not get ichy and still look like a sexy mofo

10. If you had to choose the best telephone call you've ever had,

what would it be?

it's a tie between sarrah and papa johns

11. If you could have one thing shaved into your head what would it

be?

"IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE STADING TO CLOSE"

12. If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be?

emerald Green

13. If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be?

A catapilliar around my ankel

14. If you could turn into any animal, real or imaginary, what would

it be?

a penguin so i could sneak up behind people and doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.

15. If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be?

Benny Hill

16. Whats your favorite brand of gum?

FUCK YOU ALL. GUM IS EVIL No matter how hard or fast or long you chew IT'S STILL

FREAKIN THERE. --It's FrUstrAting!! You're stomach thinks food is

coming but IT ISN'T. --It's a TeaSE to your stomach. It's only made

for masistic people who want to look like fat cows.....but the comics

that come with bazooka joe are kewl.

17. Which is your favorite Mentos commercial?

When the guy pretends to be a waiter....cuz if i did that i'd

never have to tip

18. What color is your toothbrush?

GReeN!!

19. What color is your toothpaste?

White and GReeN

20. Is the glass half-empty or half-full?

Well it think this question is asking if you're an opitmist you'll

pick half full, or a pesimist half-empty. But i'm a realist and i

say you could say it's completely full, half the water in gasses

form the other half in water vapor, but the real TRUTH is it's

completely empty because if you take the mass of all the molocues

that make up all the water , there's more space between the

electron then mass, so when you smush all the mass you look at the

glass and thier's virtually nothing. [okay that was streaking it]

21. What's on your ceiling?

glow in the dark messages that need to be decoded with a super

spinning ring

22. Pick a song or quote that best describes yourself?

There's a narrow street between insanity and genius and i like to

jaywalk

23. What is your favorite color to paint your toenails?

black

24. Which do you prefer- COOL RANCH or NACHO CHEESE Doritos?

I'm with mike " nacho, nacho man, i want to be a nacho man..."

25. Whats you fav flavor of Snapple?

mango one

26. Who is your fav character from The Breakfast Club?

the rich chick that gets copped a feel

27. Which one, Coke or Pepsi?

Coke

28. If you were a dog, what would your name be?

Penis....(it goes back to a wierd joke, some of you will get it)

29. How do you eat an Oreo?

Dip two in milk....then bash them togeter....the one that breaks

the most i eat. Then the battle continues until the strongest cookie

survives!!

30. Which kind of milk is your favorite?

Moo--moo--cow skim milk.

31. If you were to kill someone which method would you choose?

A spoon....it would hurt more

32. Are you a righty or a lefty or ambidexterous (both)?

ha-ha-ha

Why are you laughing?

I have to tell you something....i'm not really right handed.

33. So you type with your fingers on the right keys?

yup

34. Which is your fav Adam Sandler movie?

Wedding Singer

35. What do you wear to bed?

A moo-moo

36. When you notice a person of the opposite sex, do you notice

their hair?

Yup i just switch from liking long hair to short, don't know why.

37. If you could streak in front of one person's house, who's would

it be?

Sadam Hussin

38. If you could be anything in a kitchen what would it be?

The Blender that makes the Fruisels

39. If you could be one gardening tool, what would it be?

hoe

40. What kind of shoe would you be if you had the option to be a

shoe?

Uh....if i was a shoe....i'd be an ON shoe--he-he.

41. If you could do anything to the person you hated the most, what

would it be?

kiss them....cuz they'd never expect it.

42. Whats your favorite Jello flavor?

lime green

43. Which do you prefer mud wrestling or Jello?

jello

44. Whats under your bed?

a fifteen year old girl.....hey it's legal.

45. Whats your fav number?

This has been brought to you by the number 4!!

46. Funniest quote?

Operator. I'm lost. Can you trace this call and tell me where I am?

47. Favorite quote?

Love is forever....or until it starts feeling like forever.

THE BAbbLER