Date:

Aug 23, 2007 2:12 AM

Subject:

whats the speed of sex? 68 and then you have to turn around

Body:

1. Would you bang your neighbor?
The 68 yr old or the 87 one?

2. What describes your relationship status?
comical

3. Where are you?
in the cubby hiding from the monster who now lives in my room

4. What's the last movie you've seen?
mirror mask –where do u run away when you are raized in a circus? (your imagination)

5. Do you live with your parents?
I guess my real dad could live somewhere in the building…time to do some sleuthing

6. What is your middle name?
fuck u, I have none you pretentious assuming arrogant bastard….sniff sniff, someone hold me.

7. Who have you talked to most today?
Lucifer, he said he likes when you go commando

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
usually near my birthday, if I don’t I imagine the ghost of Christopher Columbus will team up with the headless horsemen to come over to lecture me about the importance of tradition and playing with your food…I heart pumkin seeds.

9. Color of your Underwear?
purple

10. Color of your shirt?
phil’s leaving state college philly new years bar tour shirt

11. How many years have you taken a language?
4 years of high school french (yeah i speak it as well as I can spell in english)

12. Who's on speed dial 2? 6? 7?
bryn molly(sis) ruchacat

14. Do you wish on
11:11?
no I tell others to

15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
bring a scary story and only bring one sleeping bag ;)

17. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars?
y would I tell u something so private?

18. Rather have your name or your siblings name?
mine, big time

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
mostly, but I wont break the space time continumum unless they pout

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
not by anyone who survived to tell the tale

21. Favorite color(s)?
green, it matches my eyes

22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
prefer them in high definition real life

23. What song is on?
99 problems but a bitch aint one

24. Are your grades good?
The eggs in my fridge are grade A…but look how good they ened up

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
Not as much as I hate them for not sending me pics of them hating me

27. Does your best friend have a myspace?
my best friend case is Rumored to, but he’s not my friend on myspace; my fav gal pal is!

29. Last time you went out to lunch?
at stone harbor previous weekend

30. What is to the right of you?
the monitor

31. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
the pet duck

33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears CDs?
I wish, good songs

35
. Are you a Lost fanatic?
used to be until bryn stopped inviting me over…oh the new season hasn’t started…likely excuse

37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
I don’t have a library

38. iPod or Zune?
ipod and sony mp4 from china

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
love the chicken with the bad coupon

40. King of the Hill?
don’t speak hick white very well, occactionaly tollarable

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
I prefer mystery chicklit…oh wait I cant read…big words like nipples makes me sleepy

43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
only to keep from being sad that you’re not in the car with me

44. Do you ever sing obnoxiously in the shower?
only out of joy you’re not in the shower with me…we know you’d hog all the water

45. What's in your CD player right now?
dust, who wants my cd player?...they can have my vcr too…and my childhood

46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you?
yeah and we held hands and strolled through my living room singing mary popins tunes

53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
cleaning is for people with weak immune systems and too much free time…I do orginze so I know where verything is in my mess….excpet that one guy’s finger, I still haven’t found that

54. Have you ever been to
South America or Africa?
no . which is why I’m not allowed to like afrian music (inside joke)

55. Do you know how to knit?
yeah I say hey woman knit me something and cuz she loves me she does…

57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on myspace?
oh I’m a master song writer but never bother putting them on myspace

is there anything more romantic then tennis?
-something that starts out with LOVE serving love
how do things get so senseless?
always trying to beat the one you love…
(bass solo, song continues, panties peel)

59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color?
green

60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
creamery

61. Physics or chemistry?
chemistry = making things blow up, physics just tells u why

64. R-rated or G-rated movies?
R-rated cuz g rated animals that talk are too far fetched for me, give me sex drugs and violence, I live in philly

65. Walk or Run?
walk very very fast everywhere - i am still east coast at heart :)

66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars?
star wars minus hans solo sucks
lord of the ring made my ass hurt
harry potter at least has gotten better with every new one

67. Fly or road trip?
flying is too much of a carbon footprint, I prefer road trips

68?
(where’s the question? Oh you sneaky bastards)
69. What's your favorite Disney movie?
Aladin for watchablity, emporers new grove for sheer laughter