PULLING IT OFF—written in Haste by THE BAbbLER

Here's a snapshot of me, Charlotte, as taken by Rick's new Digital Camera. As you can guess from the scorn around the eyes, I was none too happy to see his new investment. Before I had comfort knowing Rick's irresponsible lust for the newest in electronics would deter funding from his Paparazzi cravings, but now our favorite computer age allows him to fire away like a private DICK. At least I have Girly Secret #4, FAKE HATE! --It doesn't really bother me much, but I wish he would warn his pray before flashing them with incandescent abuse; unfortunately, that wouldn't be “natural” enough for the Artist Rickaroski. Err, I'm far from model material, but I'm not that foul. Still, out of misguided guilt, he got me this digital diary so I figured it’d be fitting to start here.